I need some positive messages and fun for my line of shirts that can be for men or women?

I want some, sexual, positive influence spiritual and fun ideas for messages that can go on shirts. I'm ready for fashion designer clothes and I'm making shirts. Please, if you can give me all ideas and thoughts that can

Jesus loves you … everyone else thinks you're an *** hole

Funny T-Shirts By KnightOwl Innovations

Arrested Development Bluth’s Frozen Banana Stand Blue Apron $17.95 This apron features the Bluth’s Frozen Banana Stand logo on the front! Officially Licensed….

GOLD Smiley Face, Be Happy Bikers Cap/ Headwrap Skull Cap/ Bandana, Polka Dot Medical Cap, Fun Festive Novelty Bandana, Fun Festive Novelty Head Wrap, Black with Large, Dark Golden Yellow Smiley Dots Design, Breathable 100% Cotton, One Size to Fit Men, Women and Teens, Suitable for Athletes, Medical, Welding, Healthcare, Bikers, Truckers, Painters and Food Workers to Keep Hair Out of Face $9.99 LIGHTWEIGHT 100% cotton Medical/ Welders/ Bikers Cap/ Bandana/ Headwraps/ Du-rags. One Size to Fit Most Men, Women and Teens. Suitable for Athletes, Medical, Welding, Healthcare, Bikers, Truckers, Painters, Restaurants and Food Workers to Keep Hair Out of Face. Wash in cold water and mild detergent to prevent fading and bleeding. for everyday and all day comfort. Makes a great gift!…

2012 Red Zombie Apocalypse Rescue Team Horror Funny Adult T-Shirt Tee …

People Are Stupid Funny Short Sleeve Adult T-Shirt (Assorted Colors & Sizes) $19.99 …

This Is What a Really Cool Grandma Looks Like Funny T-shirt This design is professionally screen printed on a short sleeve t-shirt. Please choose your size from the drop down menu above….

30th Birthday T-shirt Thirty Years Magnificence XL $9.85 Magnificent shirt for 30th birthday. Wear this fun colorful 30th birthday party shirt alone or over clothing and let the celebration begin. 100 % cotton unisex-adult size x-large tee….

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD WOMAN’S BEST FRIEND Plush Teddy Bear with BLUE T-Shirt $26.99 A great way to show someone you care. Or get a plush friend for yourself….

BELGIAN MALOIS WOMAN’S BEST FRIEND Plush Teddy Bear with WHITE T-Shirt $26.99 A great way to show someone you care. Or get a plush friend for yourself….

Behind Every Great Man Is Woman Humor Funny Metal License Plate Frame $14.99 Give your vehicle a touch of style and individuality with this high quality premium license plate frame made of polished steel. This frame has a durable metal construction and a shiny chrome finish, which gives it a unique and expensive look. The eye-catching sturdy construction of this frame puts feeble plastic frames to shame. It weights about 1 pound and measures about 12.5 x 6.5 inches outside…

A Woman’s Work Is Never Done Humor Funny Metal License Plate Frame Tag Holder $14.99 Give your vehicle a touch of style and individuality with this high quality premium license plate frame made of polished steel. This frame has a durable metal construction and a shiny chrome finish, which gives it a unique and expensive look. The eye-catching sturdy construction of this frame puts feeble plastic frames to shame. It weights about 1 pound and measures about 12.5 x 6.5 inches outside…