What is a funny saying to put on a shirt Halloween?

I'm making a shirt for trick or treating and the need for a funny saying to put on it!

-FANTASY-The costume shop has run out. Boo. "At least I'm trying! "I'm Tigger. Do not ask me! "I'm like a ghost in adolescence. Boo. Bla. Whatever. "I am a vampire! Look at my teeth! "I could not decide on a costume.

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‘KITTEN THINKS OF NOTHING BUT MURDER ALL DAY’ Magnet – Funny Fridge Magnet From the Onion $4.99 Hard-Hitting News Right On Your Fridge! Classic Onion headlines and photos are now available as refrigerator magnets. Sold individually. Size: 2.5″w x 3.5″h…

Shakespearan Insults Mug $14.99 T’is time for us all to bid farewell to the trite cliches that mar the visage of many a wayward coffee mug. Instead, thou may’st boast of this mug, complete with 30 funny insults penned by the Bard of Stratford-on-Avon, every one dulcet in contagion. Highlights includeth: “Clod of wayward marl”; “Highly fed and lowly taught”; and the ever-popular “Elvish mark’d abortive, rooting hog.” Ay, there’s …

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Solid Threads Mens How I Roll L $19.99 Show everyone an image of your wheels from your preschool days with this funny adult t-shirt! This 60/40 cotton/polyester blend t-shirt has a picture of a big wheel with the words, “That’s how I roll” on the front….

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