What is a funny saying to put on a shirt Halloween?

I'm making a shirt for trick or treating and the need for a funny saying to put on it!

-FANTASY-The costume shop has run out. Boo. "At least I'm trying! "I'm Tigger. Do not ask me! "I'm like a ghost in adolescence. Boo. Bla. Whatever. "I am a vampire! Look at my teeth! "I could not decide on a costume.

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