What is the funniest phrase on a shirt?

From this list http://t-shirtbusiness.com/shirt-funny-sayings/ # main-top what you think which is the most fun and why … you can add your own listing, if you want or can provide ideas on how, where, what accessories use to make it even more fun.

Life is not a garden so stop being a hoe! I like that a cousin who is absolutely true and I would like wear that shirt to school and all the girls that read:)

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I’ll Keep My Guns, My Freedom and My Money – You Keep The Change anti-obama bumper sticker decal $2.89 …

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FUNNY T-SHIRT : Hangovers God’S Way Of Saying That You Kicked Ass Last Night FUNNY T-SHIRT : Hangovers God’S Way Of Saying That You Kicked Ass Last Night…

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