Need shirt witty quotes?

I'ma developer and I am looking for ideas IMVU. I want to make a line of shirts with funny phrases on them like see one of the mall stores, a former "I'm With Stupid" or anything else you may say. But I want to find some quotations fresh and renewed. Sometimes my friends are wasting time and one of us say something and everyone agrees that there should be a "T" with hers. Does anyone wants to share their contributions, so that could be used in a "T? This is for IMVU although it would be virtual http://www.imvu.com/ .. XD i like the first

On the front: "I am a crazy person with schizophrenia" In the back, "No, I'm not, shut up"

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