Theme for youth football league jerseys?

I am the secretary of the league for a youth soccer team and we are trying to reach This year's theme ideas t-shirts. We are the climbers and I'd like something sarcastic, but not vulgar (which is the youth soccer). Any help is appreciated.

No-fear Mountaineers climbers: a cliff above the rest! Mountaineers climbing (ing) at the top. Mountaineers keep clear sky. They are pretty lame I know ..

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Think I’m Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care Funny Black Sweatshirt Black sweatshirt with White slogan: “Think I’m Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care Funny”. Fruit of the Loom Sweatshirt, 280gsm. The fabric has been preshrunk to ensure reduced shrinkage and includes a taped neck and twin needle stitching for neatness and strength….

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