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Rules of Engagement – The Complete First Season $7.90 All seven episodes from the debut season–including the “Pilot,” “The Birthday Deal,” “Young and the Restless,” “Game On,” “Kids,” “Hard Day’s Night,” and “Jeff’s Woody”–are featured. 150 min. total. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital 5.1; featurettes; bloopers; DVD-ROM content. **7 episodes on 1 disc. 150 min.**…

George’s Fun Factory Bachelorette’s Last Night Out Party Scavenger Hunt T-Shirt $10.72 Discreet Shipping…

Childhood – Skinny Girls Refillable Lighter $12.95 This refillable, flip-top lighter features funny artwork from Childhood. It has retro artwork and reads “Johnny likes skinny girls, but he never turns down a fattie!”…

Control Your Woman Remote Controller $5.19 This hilarious novelty gift looks just like a TV remote control, but is in fact a great way to try and control your partner! The Control Your Woman Remote Controller offers a unique way to get your perfect woman through the powers of a simple device (not guaranteed, but it’s a nice thought). Simply press a button and hope that your command comes true. We specifically like the breast buttons, which…

PUNK GIRL Plush Teddy Bear with BLUE T-Shirt $26.99 A great way to show someone you care. Or get a plush friend for yourself….

DADDY’S LITTLE GIRL Plush Teddy Bear with BLUE T-Shirt $26.99 A great way to show someone you care. Or get a plush friend for yourself….

Naked Mole Rat Gets Dressed $9.38 Summary:Wilbur is different from the other Naked Mole Rats in his Colony, because he wears clothes (and he likes it!).   But what will happen when Grandpah, the oldest, wisest, and most naked Naked Mole Rat ever discovers Wilbur?s secret?Funnyman and three-time Caldecott Honoree Mo Willems exposes the naked truth about being yourself and wearing it well.About the Author:•Mo Willems …

There’s a Hair in My Dirt! A Worm’s Story $7.36 “Dirt for breakfast, dirt for lunch and dirt for dinner! Dirt, dirt, dirt! And look–now there’s even a hair in my dirt! The final insult–I can’t stand it any longer! I hate being a worm!” It isn’t easy being an earthworm, and when one little guy gets mad at a hair in his dinner, Father worm decides to tell him a story. What follows is an ecological fable that combines environmental lessons…

You Say I’m a Bitch Like It’s a Bad Thing $6.04 Bold and defiant like the women profiled between its covers, YOU SAY I’M A BITCH LIKE IT’S A BAD THING is a cranked-up collection of affirmations for mommies on the edge, self-styled divas, and domestic goddesses everywhere. Featuring full-color advertising images from the 1950s and 1960s paired with sly, laugh-out-loud sayings, this sassy little gift book tackles issues of love, motherhood, house…

Rub Me For Luck Shamrock Juniors T-shirt, Funny Irish St. Patrick’s Day Clover Junior’s Tee Shirt Our Juniors T-shirts are made of a fully machine washable cotton blend for a cool, versatile and comfortable fit every time….