What are some funny sayings / quotes to put in my boyfriends custom shirt?

For Christmas, sm to order my 17 year old boyfriend several things aside for a gift. What are some things you could put on a shirt for laughs? Example: A pink shirt that says "This T-shirt was designed by my girlfriend! "I know your Corney, but we are comfortable with others and its just an extra gift. Thank you (:

umm "• Out of my mind … Back in five minutes. "Haha or" • Smile, is the second best thing you can do with your lips. "" • Do Not Disturb I'm disturbed enough already "," Boobs make me smile "haha

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